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My Web Pages
Frequently Asked Questions About
Christianity
Theological, Evidence, Apologetics, Biblical
Britney Is Dead
A humor site exploring the 'evidence' of Britney Spears' death
Bible
'Contradictions'
Over 400 supposed Biblical contradictions answered from a Christian perspective
My Christian Page
An overview of my Christian Sites
Steve Taylor - On The
Fritz
My site about a unique, talented and controversial singer/songwriter
Jesus' Resurrection
The evidence that it happened, the arguments against the skeptics' theories
Created Universe
The evidence that an intelligent being created all that is
Jesus a Copycat?
A Christian argument against the idea that the Jesus story borrowed from
earlier 'godmen' stories.
The Magic Castle
A story I wrote for my daughters
VeggieTales: The Adventures Of
Jonah
A 'VeggieTales' script I wrote (just for the fun of it)
Religious
Jokes
Some of my favorites
Ponderables
Humorous questions which have no answers
Stuff You Didn't
Know
Amazing, but true (I think?)
What I've Learned
From The Movies
Does it only happen on the silver screen? Humor.
Newsboys - Woo Hoo!
My web site about a great Christian band.
Staggering blow to your power poles
Cancelled flight to your withering heights
Wonder crust for your blunder bust
A quesling kink in a leaky sink
Your jive is shucked, your luck is up
Your days are cursed, your liver's worse
Your ham is pressed, your more is less
And the harvest white, the time is right
God's little acre grows in the fruits of labor
Do 'em a favor, sooner or later
No love is greater than to love your neighbor
Will you, won't you, will you pick some...
Love grapes
Drink a little wine from the fruit of the vine
Grow love grapes
Everybody's gassed, save the best for last
Stomp love grapes
Pick a bottle up, fill another man's cup
Love grapes
Squeeze another bunch, gotta beat 'em to the punch, yeah
Rotate your crops as another shoe drops
Go to ramming speed in your damning greed
There's sponge in the bells and poison in the wells
A fly in the soup, a moth in the suit
God's little acre grows the fruits of labor
Do 'em all a favor, yeah sooner or later
No love is greater than to love your neighbor
Duty-free and beauty be some love grapes
Will you, won't you, will you won't you pick some love grapes
If you are not satisfied
Move on out to the country side
Where the mountain's high and the river's wide
Lose your cool and bury your pride
Plant your seeds and water a spell
Become a farmer in the dell
There's peppers grown on the shores of hell
So quench your thirst and do it well with love grapes
"Abide in me, I am the vine"
"Abide in me, and drink the wine"
Pretty pretty love grapes
The Swirling Eddies - "Disco Love Grapes" Lyrics by Terry Scott Taylor
